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hee hee fire.

( in which insanity is brought to avenge. )

Character(s): Clint Barton, Wade Wilson, Phil Coulson
Fandom: Marvel, specifically The Avengers universe
Rating: G/PG, nothing past mentions of violence really

Clint was hardly sure why they had picked him for the job of recruiting a lunatic like Wade Wilson for S.H.I.E.L.D. All he could remember of the man is how he’d somehow managed not only to not die at his hands, but dodge a goddamn rocket. Though, in an odd way Clint supposed some of that qualified Wilson to at least get a chance at the gig, so to speak. That was a few years ago now - an old job, when Clint was not with S.H.I.E.L.D. - and Clint was currently peering through his scope at a man who seemed quite possibly insane.

Wade was in a car, his hands flailing wildly as he screamed profanities at the steering wheel. Every few moments he would settle enough to casually talk with said steering wheel and then get angry at it for not answering. Then, not long after the moments of calm, he would digress back to the flailing and screaming. The steering wheel had clearly done him a grave wrong. How exactly the inanimate object was supposed to respond Clint was not really positive. One thing he was sure of? This was hilarious to watch.

“S.H.I.E.L.D. wants to recruit this guy?” Clint spoke over the comm.

“Director Fury believes he has potential.” Agent Phil Coulson’s ever calm voice relayed back.

“I think he might be insane.” Clint returned with a smirk and amusement coloring his tone.

“Do you believe you’ll be able to get him to come for a meet?” Coulson asked.

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